Vampires; male/male sexual situations; violence; bad language; excessive cuteness; blood; demons; blondes; chocolate; descriptions of near impossible feats of nature; love; angst; more angst; British men; Californian men; the occasional snog; beer; sex; loud music; friends who don't get it; the word 'ew'; Los Angeles; lawyers; stakes; sex; shagging; oral sex; and black leather.
Standard disclaimers: The characters are not mine, they belong to Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, FOX, and several other people. The setting and pretty much everything else are theirs too. The plots are mine, I do this for fun, not for profit, and have no money. Suing would be pointless. Besides, The boys don't get this much fun on the show, so for their sake, let me keep doing this.
(Oh, and if you like what you read, or know how to make it better, tell me. Feed the author.)